"Sleeping"

The top two pictures are of me "sleeping".  I had to take two to make sure you could tell that is me under the baby, the toddler, and the dog.  Those bits of gray are my sweatshirt - the one that I need to wear because Baby Boy is obsessed with sleeping not only in my bed...but in my lap.  Literally in my lap, curled up against a leg...sleeping.  Thus, I cannot pull my covers more than thigh high without suffocating him.  Thus, I need my sweatshirt in bed.  Baby Girl was just looking for a good cuddle and some body warmth so she is here until she falls into what I like to call wet-noodle-sleep.  The kind where I could flop her anywhere and she wouldn't care?  Yeah, we are waiting on that.  Then I will attempt to get her in her crib and Baby Boy at least on the pillow next to me....and then I will attempt real sleep, not "sleep".

The bottom picture is how my husband sleeps.  It is also why he has so many unexplained bruises in the morning.