I just give up on sleep.
While I am at it...
I also give up daily showers, any form of shaving, peeing alone, getting a chore done from start to finish without interruption, owning any clothes that don't absorb baby bodily fluids well, eating any meal at the same time as my family, eating dinner at all, making it through a day without discussing poop, having an uninterrupted conversation, expecting empathy from my snoring husband, empty laundry hampers, watching tv in real time, semi-regular haircuts, words longer than two syllables, candlelight, reading for pleasure and not homework, current music, high heeled boots, finishing a to-do list, sick days, and....sanity.
Nice knowing ya.
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