You might be mom to a toddler if...
...you have ever used the bathroom - while holding and/or feeding a child.
...your exercise regime consists of running stairs (after toddler), lunges (to catch falling toddler), and aerobic dance (one more time...head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes...)
...you have been peed, pooped, and puked on - all by 9 a.m.
...your basic food groups are cheese, crackers, and cheese crackers.
...your kitchen contains two wine glasses, half a dozen big plastic cups, and forty three sippy cups - none of which match each other.
...there is nothing you can't clean with baby wipes.
...you have lied and made a sad face while telling a child a toy was broken rather than replace the batteries and hear it sing one more time.
...you have to fight back the urge to punch people that innocently suggest you'd be less tired if you just slept when the baby slept.
...you don't know any current songs on the radio but hum Elmo's World in the shower.
...your last pair of decent jeans are also your "dress up" clothes.
...you can recite ten different books from memory.
...you trade stickers for pee.
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